Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Celtic Culture - The Black Donnellys on NBC





It's encouraging to see Celtic culture hitting the mainstream media - I was noticing the heavy promotion of the new NBC series "The Black Donnellys" during the weekend coverage of the Accenture Match Play Championship.

While I didn't get the opportunity to catch last night's premiere (we were off getting our taxes done), the initial reviews appear pretty favorable.

Apparently, the show is loosely based upon history, and there was a real "Black Donnellys" family in the late 1800's, and their story is summarized here.
The show was created by Paul Haggis (Million Dollar Baby, Thirtysomething, Crash, Casino Royale, Flags Of Our Fathers, Letters from Iwo Jima), so it's got a pretty impressive pedigree. (I thought it was pretty ironic that a program with a strong Celtic undercurrent was created by a gentleman with a last name of Haggis. How Scottish is THAT??? It's one part of my Scottish heritage that I haven't FULLY embraced...for OBVIOUS reasons....) {ick}

Nevertheless, if the Donnelly brothers were golfers, we'd have TartanGolfGrips.com Artans(TM) for them. The Donnelly's were a prominent family from several Irish Counties, specifically County Armagh, County Louth, County, County Donegal and County Tyrone.

That's really convenient, because each brother in the show now can have his OWN TartanGolfGrips.com golf grip. And the best part is, they could have them CUSTOMIZED with the text of their choice to suit their personalities, while still paying tribute to their Irish heritage.


Sunday, February 25, 2007

AM/PM matches - Accenture Match Play Final Round

Opening comment: Who can suck worse??? (I may have to eat my words - Stenson's ice-water has thawed considerably this morning....stay tuned...)

Follow up comment: I just realized - I'm mad at Henrik Stenson - he USED to be a Callaway staff player, and he bailed for Srixon...SRIXON, Stenson??? C'mon... (although my man has now gone TWO up on Ogilvy on the 17th hole, AND the Golf Channel has COMPLETELY lost their audio feed ....time for MORE commercials....ugh....now we're closing out with the studio crew trying to fill in...an inglorious end to the Golf Channel's weekend coverage....can't wait to see them get excoriated (now THERE's a good Scrabble word for ya...) on the other golf blogs and columns)

Wonder if a desert rat chewed through a cable or something???)

On a personal note - it just started DRIZZLING here, which is COMPLETELY screwing up my plans to mow and edge the lawn today....over the last week or so, the lawns and trees have been showing signs of springtime life...time to resume regular lawn maintenance....


Off we go to the NBC coverage at 11AM....(no, I'm not just watching the golf, I'm also working on our tax
return...currently, I'm gutting my way through the investment income section...then I need to go feed the cats at Mom's place, and install three TartanGolfGrips.com golf grips - two putters and one full-swing for my wife...Cheri's keeping her Nebraska Cornhuskers putter grip, but she wants a TartanGolfGrips.com approach wedge, which I'm doing up in a Culloden tartan for her because it's mostly PURPLE...what the heck, let me go copy it (shown at right), so you can see what I'm talking about...

Update two: 12;45 PM PST - So, this match is getting more EXCITING, huh??? (C'mon Henrik - my cred's at stake here....)

Big time thanks to those of you that have e-mailed me to ask about the OTHER two Artans...to keep peace in the family, I've enclosed copies of them below. The "SCOTT" Artan is being made up for Cheri's brother, ALSO named Scott, who lives down in Tennessee...it incorporates the FLETCHER tartan along with Scott's name, and I'm installing it on a Never Compromise center shafted mallet putter as a belated birthday present for Scott (2/12)...

The OTHER one is one that I'm installing on ANOTHER Never Compromise putter for ME (there's going to be another one going up FOR SALE with your choice of Artan design during the 1st Anniversary "Tartan Day" sale that we're planning over at TartanGolfGrips.com in about a month, so now THAT cat's outta the bag...)


2:00 PM PST - I think the pressure that the media's put on Ogilvy is starting to get to him, as he's just launched his second or third shot in a row into the gap between the bleachers on the 31st hole....Stenson's putting from three point range, and he snuggied it up to within a yard of the hole....Ogilvy's putting from the collar - 20 FEET- NO SWEAT - that was CLUTCH, Geoff....(tip 'o the hat to ya, Mate!)
Now Stenson's mettle is tested from two feet, and THEY HALVE #13....it'll be interesting to see how they handle the last five holes....


Cheri and I played 36 in a row once, and the last few holes were NOT FUN.....your hands hurt...your back hurts.....your HAIR hurts....you get the picture.... More to come down below (See Monday content)....

2:13 PM PST - Why I love golf (Vol 723) - Henrik Stenson's thumbs-up to Geoff Ogilvy's SECOND clutch putt in a row on #14 is just ANOTHER reason why I'm hooked on golf...
Mr. Ogilvy is beginning to exhibit that Tiger-toughness mentality that makes him a force in match play....
For what it's worth, the sun's been out for about an hour and a half, and I'm TOTALLY procrastinating by staying indoors, screwing around with the tax prep, sending e-mails about some upcoming Tartan Day activities and celebrations and collaborating on the promotional grip that I'm designing for D'Rae Ward... it's gonna look SWEET - she's decided to go for it with her design, so I've gotta get busy....

2:32 PM PST - Obviously Johnny Miller was paying attention in Physiology class...but we don't need to hear every single muscle involved in Henrik Stenson's drive on 17....BTW, that was a classy move on Geoff's part in conceding the awesome shot Henrik made on 16....

2:42 PM PST - Stenson wins!!! I called it right.....THAT was exciting!!! Two classy guys...now I've got two more guys to watch and support on the Tour....

MONDAY, Feb. 26, 2007.... Follow-up to "More to come" from up above: It's nice to know that we're not the only ones that think that 36 consecutive holes of golf is akin to the Bataan Death March - this from Henrik Stenson's post-round press conference:

RODDY WILLIAMS [Moderator]: Henrik, only the second European to have won the WGC- Accenture Match Play. Pretty exhausting day. Tell us how you feel right now.

HENRIK STENSON: Tell me about it. It's been a long week and a good week for me, and now I'm just exhausted. I don't know what's up and down and back and forth, really.It's been such a long day and such a hard day, and I'm just delighted to come out on top. I was struggling big time with my game and especially in the second round here when we started and didn't feel comfortable neither off the tee or with the putts.Somehow I managed to fight my way through the round and keep -- not letting Geoff [Ogilvy] run away with it, and then all of a sudden turned around and finished with some good birdies. {snip}

Q.: When you're talking about being exhausted are you talking about being mentally exhausted? STENSON: Everything. It's everything. Playing -- see, I don't know how many rounds, seven rounds in five days? I mean, feet are aching, head is aching, wallet is aching.
Q.: Too heavy?
STENSON: (Laughing) but just to play that much golf in five days, I had a lot of tight matches. I mean, probably everybody had the same. I mean, Geoff was tired, as well. I know how much he would have liked to defend his title.Obviously he's devastated with that. I'm happy with the way I managed to play the last couple of holes there. {snip}

Q.: Do you think the format is maybe a round of golf too far?
STENSON: I don't know, it feels like it right now. No, I think it's a good thing with a 36-hole final still though, because you really need to -- 18 holes might be a little bit more decided over bounds, but I think on 36 holes it probably in the end gives you the one that fought the hardest and so on.

Q.: Are you more emotionally drained now than you were after the Ryder Cup?
STENSON: I don't know. I mean, normally it hits you a day or two later. I don't think it's going to be too much happening tomorrow or on Tuesday. But yeah, I don't remember when I was this tired. I'm too tired to be happy almost (laughter). {snip}

Q.: When you talk about struggling with your own swing, is there any consolation looking over at Geoff and realizing that he's going through some battles, as well, with it?
STENSON: Well, I mean, we weren't playing great in the afternoon. But I think, as well, a hard and tiring week like this one, it just wears you down. Every day, every round just wears you down a little bit. In the end you've got nothing left in the tank, and still, I managed to find some on the back nine today. But it's really hard, and we made some silly mistakes, both of us, and sharing holes with bogeys and making bogeys from the middle of the fairway and stuff. I think that's sort of mainly down to us being really exhausted.

Q.: What was the tougher tournament to win, a really strong field 72 holes at Dubai, or beating six guys this week?
STENSON: I'm much more tired now for sure, much more.

Q.: Which was harder to win do you think?
STENSON: Can't we have any easy questions at this time of the day (laughter)? I'll go for this one. Q.: Physical?
STENSON: And also down to it's only one shot at the wrong or right time and you're knocked out. Obviously in a stroke play you can come back a little bit easier if you end up in trouble somewhere.

And then, to dispel the stereotype that the Swedes are a stoic, humorless lot:

Q.: How do you say match play champion in Swedish?
STENSON: Match play champion (laughter).

Good job, Henrik - I think you won over quite a few fans with this performance...I think the comment I liked the most was on one of last night's retrospectives where they likened the final match to two prizefighters slugging it out...the lead changed hands quite a few times, and all in all, it was an exciting weekend's worth of golf....I thoroughly enjoyed watching it - even if it WAS Tiger-less....

Saturday, February 24, 2007

Technical newsflash for my blogging buddies!!!

One of the features that I've found myself missing repeatedly during my blogging adventures (my latest was that debachle of a posting a couple of days ago) where I repeatedly found myself WISHING for the ability to create a TABLE within the blog posting, to make the text behave itself, and retain the PRETTY tabular layout that I painstakingly attempted to create with some VERY creative space-bar work...only to have it turn out as YUCKY (technical term) as it did...

Our good friends at Google have GRACIOUSLY released yet ANOTHER killer-app for the web, by releasing Google Docs and Spreadsheets...

Now we are FREED of the tyranny of free-form, floating text that WON'T behave, by creating tables in Google Docs, and adding text or images to the tables, and then they've made it a piece of cake to post over here at blogger.com....

SWEET!!!

Nevermore will you have to read ugly, messy postings......just poorly constructed ones, with random thoughts....

Now that's using your head....

I first saw this story about a month ago on the KTLA morning news, and now the video has been posted at YouTube...

This is an impressive use of technology used for humanitarian purposes...and some pretty doggone (or is that DEERGONE...bad, Scott....) fine piloting, too...

Check it out at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGUoYrBREm0

(Thanks to LA's own "ChopperChick" Desiree Horton for posting ANOTHER YouTube clip from Comedy Central poking fun at "Chopper 4"...good stuff....that one led me to THIS one that I've been looking for...well, I THOUGHT about looking for it...)

Calling my shot at Accenture Match Play....

Well, my predictions from two days ago were COMPLETELY off base, and we've determined that my predictive capabilities are COMPLETELY worthless, so let's go out on a limb and make MORE predictions, and observations....what the heck...

The morning coverage on the Golf Channel is winding down, and NBC is just starting up....

Observation #1: Are these guys WILDER than usual??? I can't recall another tournament where I've seen SO many shots being made from the cactus patches!!! I cannot RECALL hearing "FORE" yelled so often at a PGA Tournament!!! (Didja also see that marshal that scampered out into the cholla patch to retrieve Tiger's errant shot, and got a BIG-OL' cactus just STUCK to his hand??? MAN that was painful to watch!!! Both Tiger's SHOT, AND the volunteer picking the cactus spines out of his paw....OUCH!!!)

Observation #2: Nick Faldo certainly CAN be condescending, can't he??? Some of the comments that eminate from that man's mouth...wow.....
(Someone please smack that guy upside the head with the sensitivity-training manual - Fanny's ponytail does NOT look like a pineapple up on top of her head, and you SHOULDN'T mock her higher-pitched voice - just cuz she was your caddy for a long time....geez...)

Observation #3: Kelly Tilghman almost sounded disappointed during the handoff to NBC, almost like she didn't want to stop covering the tournament...I think she's done a really good job moving from the role of staged commentator to doing real-time coverage...but Nick, Nick, NICK!!!...

Observation #4: I just LOVE listening in on Henrik Stenson and Fanny Sunesson talking amongst themselves in Swedish...even though I don't have a CLUE what they're talking about...it just SOUNDS cool....

Prediction #1: Geoff Ogilvy and Henrik Stenson will meet in the final match, and Stenson will win it....{he said, crawling out on that branch, saw in hand....}

*Follow-up: Was out running errands this afternoon, listening to XM146 - PGA Tour Network, and the announcers were blathering on about Geoff Ogilvy's match-play streak, and how unbeatable he is at this venue, blah, blah, blah....

Now Geoff's a cool guy, AND one of my favorite PGA Tour golfers, but Henrik Stenson's got ice-water in his veins this week, a RED-HOT putter, just dropping LAWN-DARTS in and around the pins, and I'm predicting that Stenson breaks Ogilvy's winning streak tomorrow...{gulp}

Random musings on CA commercial

I'm sitting here preparing FedEx shipping documents for a few TartanGolfGrips.com orders that are shipping out today, and watching the Golf Channel's coverage of the Accenture Match Play Tournament....

Those CA commercials came on where Retief Goosen and David Howell are shown driving a triplex mower or raking a bunker, respectively, and the older Scottish greens superintendent comes running out at them and exasperatedly says something to the effect of "You don't have to do THAT, THAT'S Sean's job!", and the camera pans towards "Sean" for an inordinately long period of time...leering....leaning on the handle of a sand-trap rake...shifting from one foot to the other...gaze unwavering...goofy grin on his face......gripping the handle of the rake and the towel suggestively, opening and closing his grip on them like Sergio Garcia did to his clubs in his heyday....almost menacingly....


Does anyone ELSE out there find "Sean" kinda SPOOKY looking??? It's just the way that "Sean" looks at Retief andDavid that just CREEPS me out...I THINK it's supposed to be a long, ADMIRING look from their talent and skill on the golf course, but the timing, actions and look on the actor's face makes it looks more like an axe-murderer's psychotic gaze instead....or is it something else altogether??? (Like, is "Sean" wired for DC or something???)

Hmmmmmmm.....thoughts, anybody???

Friday, February 23, 2007

Artan(TM) of the week-Feb 22, 2007


Time got away from me this week, what with Monday being a holiday here in the States and all...I just realized that I missed my Thursday production deadline for the Artan(TM) of the Week...

While I was getting ready for this week's Artan(TM) of the week, I stumbled across an interesting story of an upcoming professional golfer named D'Rae Ward, who is facing some financial challenges while she pursues her dreams and aspirations in professional golf, but she also has some really creative proposed solutions to them.

You can read about her story here, and her sponsorship opportunities available at eBay, too...

I read her story, and although my own financial responsibilities prevent me from taking a full sponsorship, I would like to help her out how I can...with an Artan(TM) and a new program.

The Wards were a prominent family that hailed from County Donegal in Ireland, so for the remainder of 2007, I will contribute 77% of all net proceeds from the sale of ALL County Donegal tartans sold at TartanGolfGrips.com to D'Rae to help her with her pursuits on the Duramed Futures Tour. You can see more here.