Friday, January 19, 2007

MBA Buzzword BS-Bingo Lingo (TM)


After a long year of hard work, impossibly long hours and personal sacrifice making deals and taking companies public, the deal-makers at Morgan Stanley have decided to make a deal for themselves that has MULTIPLE SYNERGISTIC BENEFITS, to quote from my MBA Buzzword BS-Bingo lingo manual...

The new investment/winter meeting site/principal's vacation getaway portfolio of sites now include: the Grand Wailea Resort Hotel & Spa in Maui, Hawaii ; La Quinta Resort & Club and PGA West in La Quinta, Calif.; Arizona Biltmore Resort & Spa in Phoenix; The Ritz-Carlton Orlando in Florida; Doral Golf Resort & Spa in Miami, Fla.; JW Marriott Desert Ridge Resort & Spa in Phoenix and Claremont Resort & Spa in Berkeley, Calif.

Now, I mean NO SERIOUS disrespect to all my friends in the Bay Area, but SOMEHOW I can't help but feeling that the Claremont Spa got thrown in as an ummmmmmm... EXTRA-ADDED benefit amongst all those other five-star beauties.... (those old palm trees ARE quite, ummmm...IMPRESSIVE!!!)


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